Nightmare Theatre

The NMT crew slogs through yet another small-town-menaced-by-monsters movie from 1978, notable only for a cameo by legendary horror host Richard "Count Gore De Vol" Dyszel.

A microwave malfunction brings a sadly familiar face back to the NMTV studios, as the gang screens this lurid 1951 tale of a jungle wedding, voodoo curse, and some big league monkey business, featuring a young Raymond Burr and an old Lon Chaney Jr.

Bad movie mainstay John Agar stars as the sheriff of a rural Texas town embattled by a mutant creature, the result of a government experiment gone horribly wrong, in this 1967 stinker.

The NMT crew suffer through this 1971 micro-budget retread of "Creature From The Black Lagoon" wherein a team of scientists discover the titular beast, a half man-half octopus, deep in the Mexican swamps.

El Sapo conjures up a demon to the NMTV set, while screening this 1961 shlocker wherein a man's dreamlike visions of a mysterious woman lead him into a Satanic cult.

Zombie-mania hits the NMTV studios as the gang screens this incredibly low-budget effort from 1959, wherein yet another mad scientist is turning fun-loving teens into unquestioning slaves. Sapo becomes concerned with both the growing zombie menace and the tendency to use middle-aged actors to play teenagers, and turns the corporate might of Von Doren Industries to produce products for both potential markets.

A concert pianist loses his hands in a car crash, and a mad surgeon replaces them with those of a criminal in the 1962 version of this oft-filmed French novel. Meanwhile, an unfortunate accident on the NMTV set gives Sapo an opportunity to perform some experimental surgery of his own.

Mittens is stalked by an "investigative journalist" who threatens to expose him to his local access cable audience, as the NMT crew suffers through this 1977 made-for-TV stinker about a mysterious creature wreaking havoc on a ski resort.

The gang returns to the NMTV studios with the help of special guest Deep Roy. and dig up this creaky 1963 thriller, directed by the legendary Francis Ford Coppola - proving conclusively that even cinematic geniuses can make crummy movies. Meanwhile, Sapo gives Mittens an axe and...

It's annual employee evaluation time at the NMTV studios, as the gang screens this 1958 shocker about a cemetery director who believes he causes clients' deaths by sticking pins in a map of their plots, inspiring the Baron to improve Sapo's dismal performance with a job board.

Four-time Oscar nominee Claude Rains stars as an impossibly grumpy scientist who discovers an earth-shattering secret in this semi-futuristic 1961 production, as the NMT crew wonder how such a talented and distinguished actor ended up in a bad Italian sci-fi film.

Beloved Bond villain Richard "Jaws" Kiel stars as the title character, a prehistoric caveman living in 1962 California, whose life is subsequently ruined by an adventure writer looking for easily exploited subject matter, his drippy daughter and her talent-less, oddly misshapen boyfriend.

You better watch out - Kris Kringle gets embroiled in a Martian power struggle in this low-budget lump of coal from 1964. Meanwhile, the real Santa is traumatized by El Sapo's insults and is unable to fulfill his duties, leaving the NMT crew holding the bag.

This Americanized version of the 1966 kaiju classic that introduced the world to the legendary giant flaming turtle, and the little boy who loved him. But what's Gammera up to now? The NMT crew find out in an exclusive interview.

Vincent Price is the titular character in this post-apocalyptic classic from 1964. Back at NMTV23, El Sapo becomes convinced that the world has ended and he and the Baron are the only non-zombie survivors.

The title tells it all in this mish-mash of classic horror and western tropes from 1966, as El Sapo's cure for Mitten's unfortunate skin condition results in the return of a familiar, unwelcome face to the NMT studios.

A mysterious stranger arrives in Furnace Flats, New Mexico just as demonic happenings begin in this 1961 stinker. Meanwhile, the Baron discovers that El Sapo may have made his own deal with the devil.

Political fever is in the air as Nightmare Theatre returns with the 1973 satire "Werewolf Of Washington" starring Dean Stockwell. Meanwhile, The Baron pursues his own political ambitions as he runs for Neighborhood Watch Captain - but who will be his opposition?

In yet another genetic experiment gone awry, a mad scientist attempts to create a race of superwomen in the Mexican desert, but ends up with giant spiders instead in this confusing film from 1953. The NMT crew try in vain to make sense of it all.

A genetic experiment gone awry creates a race of giant carnivorous rodents that threaten a group of castaways trapped on a remote island in a hurricane in this 1959 low-budget bomb. Meanwhile, NMTV23 may have a killer shrew infestation of its own.

The crew suffer through the story of a junior archaeologist who is struck by a piece of meteorite and transforms into a giant lizard in 1970s-era California in "Track of the Moon Beast."

A mysterious stranger appears in the studio as the gang views Roger Corman's tale of an inept nursery employee and the blood-sucking alien plant who loves him in 1960's "The Little Shop of Horrors". But where's Mittens?

This week's movie, William Castle's 1959 creepfest "The House On Haunted Hill", wherein Vincent Price's character throws a haunted house party with deadly results, inspires El Sapo to organize his own party for the Baron and Mittens.

Starfish-shaped aliens land in Tokyo, bringing humanity a "Warning From Space" in this 1956 film from the Land of the Rising Sun.

El Sapo discovers evidence that he wasn't the Baron's first choice as manservant, as they join Boris Karloff and Jack Nicholson in the poorly-named "The Terror", from Roger Corman in 1963.

Inspired by this week's film, Roger Corman's 1960 tale of a busboy-turned-murderous-sculptor, "A Bucket of Blood," The Baron opens up a coffee shop and El Sapo tries his hand at beat poetry.

When meteors fall in a curious V-formation and crash on a field in England, an alien force possesses several scientists and infects bystanders with a deadly disease.